Like me, I’m sure your first thought on seeing this photo was “I bet it must be real difficult for them to hold hands.”

Like me, I’m sure your first thought on seeing this photo was “I bet it must be real difficult for them to hold hands.”

Does anyone else ever get the feeling that part of Adele’s popularity stems from the fact that she’s fat? Like people are patting themselves on the back for appreciating an artist for her vocal talents and not her looks?

Does anyone else ever get the feeling that part of Adele’s popularity stems from the fact that she’s fat? Like people are patting themselves on the back for appreciating an artist for her vocal talents and not her looks?

If the dude in the video looks familiar, that’s because he’s a young Thomas Jane, later to gain fame for his roles as the Punisher, Andre Stander, Ray Drecker, and Tom Jane.

Beautiful. Also, I now understand how a canal lock works. 

If nothing else, we probably don’t have to worry about having another Texas governor who thinks he talks to God in the Oval Office

If nothing else, we probably don’t have to worry about having another Texas governor who thinks he talks to God in the Oval Office

Holidays!

Highlights of the holidays:

Seeing sorely-missed family members

Getting some freelance work/extra scratch

Vanquishing all comers in self-regulated Jeopardy

Stupid good times with idiot friends

Lowlights of the holidays:

Getting violently ill potentially as result of getting roofied

Getting hospitalized for aforementioned violent illness

Not being able to eat solid food for days

Yeah, that sucked hard

Nostalgia for the simpler times of my youth, when I was just a humble village boy tasked with slaying the tyrannical god/machine that had enslaved the planet.

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